Cream Folding

Cream Folding... or 'Double Cream' is the practise of two gentlemen swords staring each other 'eye-to-eye'. One participant should do the wanking in one, long action. 'Folding' will only occur when both choppers cum at the same time, thereby, providing double cream.

Only suitable for gay sex.

Suggested listening: 'C.R.E.A.M.' by Wu Tang Clan, 'Too Shy' by Kajagoogoo.

High Rollin'

The recipient should position themselves on the floor, akimbo. The giver should be on the top bunk and aroused. Fling oneself from the top bunk in a rolling fashion (very much like someone trying to put out flames) and attempt to enter the recipient from above. Potential snappage.

Suitable for gay or straight sex.

Suggested listening: 'Empty Bed Blues' by Bessie Smith, 'Lay Lady Lay' by Bob Dylan, 'Tears on my Pillow' by Kylie Minogue.

Clusterfuck

Effectively, ramming Clusters under your forseskin and then doing sex. Gives gnarled girth. Potential tearing. Wimps can stuff them in a condom.

Suitable for straight or gay sex.

Suggesting listening: The 'Tasty, tasty, very very tasty' jingle

Bullet Fuck

The Bullet Fuck: When dangerous sex with safe words just isn't enough, why not try this racy little game out? Get a loaded gun, cock the trigger and insert into your chosen orifice.

Suitable for both men and women

Suggested listening: 'Bang Bang' by Nancy Sinatra, 'Finger on the Trigger' by Donna Summer, 'Happiness is a Warm Gun' by The Beatles.